Lil' Susie was a girl in sunday school that always falls asleep. So one day Johnny decides to teach her a lesson. He brings in a needle to stick her with everytime she dozes off.
So the teacher was in the middle of a lecture and , as expected, Susie began to fall asleep.
"What is the name of our father in heaven?"
Johnny sticks the pin in Susies back
"Good God!" She yelled "Yes Susie, good job."
As the lecture continued, Susie fell back asleep.
"What is the name of our lord and savior?" asked the teacher
Lil' Johnny stabbed Susie with the pin again
"Jesus Christ!" she exclaimed at the poke "Yes Susie thats correct."
Later in the lecture Susie fell asleep once again.
"What do you think Eve said to Adam after she gave birth to their 7th child?"
Another jab from Johnny.
"If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it in half and make you eat it!"
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