"Gee, and up until now it was always me getting myself into messes. You really landed yourself in some hot water!" Scotty laughs, sitting in the hallway with you after he was excused from class.
"Can you help me, Scotty? I'm really scared and you're the only one I trust." You say.
Scotty rubs you on the head with his giant thumb and laughs. "Of course I'll help you, douchebag! You're my best friend."
"Thanks.." You say, a little annoyed. "But don't pat me like I'm your pet again!"
Scotty grabs his skateboard and backpack and heads out of school to get you home where you can strategize about your next move. On the way..