"Ladies and gentlemen," Dr. Moriarty said to the crowded ball room full of holiday guests. "In the spirit of the holidays, I felt that we should all do something to help those who are less fortunate than we ourselves are. I've reached out to one of the local spiritual orders and they have very kindly sent us four volunteers."
Dr. Moriarty gestured and four large projection screens unrolled behind him, showing pictures of the four women who he'd rendered temporarily senseless as soon as they'd entered the elevator. On each screen, he also displayed important factual information. Height, weight, age, bust, and a hundred other details that scrolled past.
"Now Ladies and Gentlemen," he continued, speaking into the microphone. "This will be a special kind of auction. I know that many of you might want specific things, but what I'm auctioning off is not the chance to get a specific trait, but first picks. Each time I bring out one of these fine women,you will get a chance to bid for priority. There will be ten picks per woman, after that, no more. If you see something on a woman you want, be sure to bid high so that you get a chance to have what you want. If you don't get what you want from the first girl, look to see if you can get it from the next one. We'll keep going until we've taken ten things from each girl. After that, the proceeds will be put to good work, I promise you."
"Dr. Moriarty," a thick, heavy woman with large sagging breasts called from the front row. "What if I want the whole body, can you do that?"
"No my dear, not more than one third of the body in any one bid. After all, you wouldn't want to simply become one of these girls, but to benefit from them!"
"Dr. Moriarty," a wealthy man in an immaculate suit asked from a few seats down. "Can I bid for things I want for my wife?" He continued, gesturing to the over made up trophy wife sitting next to him.
"Of course you can sir, but I cannot imagine what she could possibly need," Dr. Moriarty said.
"That's because she hasn't said anything," the man joked as he sat back down. "Thank you."
"Are there any other questions? None, then let the auction begin! Our first girl is..."