Your name is Mike Anderson, a 21-years old economics student at college. You live on campus with your roommate, Nathan Huggins. You're the typical student, living a cushy lifestyle of polarised excess - endless late afternoon lie-ins mixed with exhausting study sessions, marinated alternately in alcohol and caffeine.
Right now, you're laid out on the sagging, brown sofa in the living room of your humble student apartment, trying to decide whether to do something with your day or go back to sleep, when the door bell rings! You hear your flatmate Nathan making a run for the door; shortly afterwards returning with a rather big parcel hoisted under one arm! "It's finally here!" he exclaims.
"Huh, what?" you ask when he tears open the brown paper parcel.
"This, Mike..." he says in whispered awe as he lifts out the contents, "is ...