Well, after all this time of reading the board in relative obscurity, I've decided to try and give something back.
This happened today: in second hour (Senior year in high School)
So i finished my work for the day, and was sitting next to this Asian Goddess, we'll just call her miss Xiong for now
Anyway, It's a computer lab, and I just ended up laying down under the computers, partially, and had my hand sprawled out in front of her.
Before I go on: let me tell you about Miss Xiong and her shoes today. She's about 5'6 or so, i'd say around 120 lbs. and today she had on some ankle boots I think, with deep treads on the bottom, and about a 2 inch heel. Size 7.5-8 foot.
Back to the story!
SO I was laying under the desk with my hand in front of her shoes, touching but not quite under them. I was just in torture looking at them, because i've seen her feet before and they're positively gorgeous.
She started tapping her foot before long, hitting my fingers each time, and about 2 minutes later she just stopped with the sole of her shoe crushing my four fingers (My unlucky thumb escaped) I just closed my eyes and laid back and felt the treads digging into my fingers. She rose her hand then, and when the teacher came, she rolled her chair around, and her foot twisted my fingers into the ground. I bit my lip to keep from crying out as she twisted back again a minute or so later, except when she twisted back, while the one foot stayed where it is, she stretched her other foot out rather quickly, and unintentionally stomped on my face, rather hard. I had just looked at my watch before she did this, and we had a half hour of class before it was over. So for half an hour, I had to suffer silently as she unknowingly was smashing my nose under her foot, and was twisting my hand into tiny pieces. She never even knew i was under there, when the bell rang to signal class was over, she pushed hard off me, and kicked her chair back in, which ended up hitting my in the nuts.
Despite the pain, I had a great half hour, and wish I could do this every day!