"My name is Bobby, and I have no idea why I look like a girl" you say.
"That's because you ARE a girl now. Anyone who gets hired here transforms into someone else, usually into someone that the store thinks will help business out a bit."
You're a little confused. "don't you mean the store owners?"
Michael laughs. "No, the store itself is a living being that can make it's own decisions. It needs no owners."
Your head is spinning. First you find out that you're now a girl, then Mike tells you that the store is alive and can change people on a whim. You take a seat just to give yourself some time to breathe.
"don't worry Bobby, you'll get used to it. everyone does."
You seriously doubt that you'll "get used to it". This is just one screwed up day for you. Either way, Mike was just trying to comfort you.