One afternoon Jadzia Dax, after coming home from her busy work as DS9’s Science Officer, relaxed in her quarter when suddenly she remembered that she needed sompthing.
Quickly she went over to her personal replicator. "Computer", she said...
"Replicator, Tampon."
[Could not comply. Replicator matter cartridge is empty. Please replace cartridge.]
But she needed a Tampon right now!
"Replicator, can you not recycle useless matter to refill your matter cartridge?"
[Correct]
"Then do so."
The replicator scanned its surroundings for matter of little worth. It found a Scientist who spent most of her time on in ops, using her scientist abilities to state the obvious about
A beam of light from the replicator engulfed the Scientist.
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