You sigh exasperated as you return home from school and allow the front door to close behind you. High school always drains the life out of you, especially when no girl likes you yet. Mercifully it being Friday means you get a much desired weekend's rest.
"Mom? Dad?" you call into the house, the lack of answer informing you that you have the house to yourself. Maybe later you can go to your favorite foot fetish websites, but for now you're just too tired. As you flump onto the couch however you notice something out of place... an old lamp rests in the corner of the living room.
"That's never been there..." you murmur as you approach the artifact. Picking it up, you see dust on it so you begin to rub it off. Suddenly... POOF!! A multi-color cloud appears and a figure begins to form. You are shocked, amazed, and turned on as the figure shapes into a beautiful genie!!