..., well, A pile of shit, just like this site! I thought that obviusly such thinks like transformations weren't possible, so I thought What could it hurt?. Boy, was I wrong...
As soon as I pressed the enter key, I felt a tingling sensation running over my body. "What!?" I screamed, but just then my point of view started to change. I'm shrinking! I thought, but as soon as it came over me whatever happened stopped!
Now, I tried to move! Why... what? I tried, but just then I discovered that I was mute, too!
And immediately I realized that this site must be real! OH MY GOD, I AM A SHIT PILE!.