"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh. What a good night's sleep. Huh, I wonder where Madison went? Maybe she was so impressed with last night's performance that she couldn't even bare to look at me." You walk into the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror while flexing. "Looking good, if I do say so myself." Ugh, so you're that type of guy. "I wonder how life will change for me, now that I've become a man. What's this?! Is that one chest hair I see. I'm already changing it would seem." After you finished admiring your one chest hair you decided to get dressed and go down stairs while humming an increasingly cringey tune.
"Goooood morning everyone, how ar... whoa what the hell is going on?!" Standing before you is your mother, your sisters, and two of your friends. "Please have a seat son." "Mom what's going on?!" "Please... just sit down." You have no idea what's going on or why your mom's on the verge of crying, but you decide to sit down. "Doug it's come to my attention that you had a girl over last night." Wait, what?!! How did she find out and why is everyone else here? "Look mom, I'm sorry I was with a girl, but..." "THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM DOUGLAS!" Whoa when was the last time someone used your full name. What's she so angry about? Crystal gently touches your moms arm. "It's okay mom. You can do this." "Thank you honey. Now Doug it's come to my attention that when you were with that girl you engaged in... questionable behavior."
"What..." Your mother takes a deep breath. "Did YOU fuck HER?"
WHAT? Is this seriously what this is about? Out of everything that happened, THAT'S what upset her the most. Uggghh. "ANSWER ME YOUNG MAN!" "YES! Geez, I fucked her. Is that really a problem?" Your mother loses all color in her face. She looks like she's going to feint. "I KNEW IT! I HAD HOPED YOUR SISTER WAS MISTAKEN, BUT IT'S TRUE." Huuuuuuuh, so this Crystal's fault. "Well, that's why everyone's gathered here together to help you with this problem." "Wait... so this is..." "An intervention" your mother's sobbing intensifies. "A WHAT?!" Rebecca no longer able to keep her self quiet shouts at you "AN INTERVENTION! ONE TO FIX YOUR DEVIANT BEHAVIOR!" Why are they making such a big deal out of this. And I thought today was going to be a good day. "Now Doug each of us is going to share our feelings with you." "But.." "No talking, not until we're done. I'll start."
"Doug when you were a baby you had a tendency to suckle my cock instead my nipple." What? "It was the most adorable thing I had ever seen, and as you grew up you continued to have a habit of putting things into your mouth. I just knew you were growing up to be a proper, nice young man.*sniffle* But when I heard about what you did last night... well I somehow thought this was my fault. Maybe if I hugged you more, or made you sit on my lap! But I hope by the end of this intervention you'll come to understand what you did wrong." Your mother gives you big smile though her tear stained face, and you can't help but sigh.
Sarah stands up next. "Doug, I don't know why everyone's so mad." Finally a voice of reason."But what you did was very wrong." Never mind. "We learned in sex-ed that the proper way to have sex is for the girl to penetrate the boy. That way they both can have." Everyone around you begins to nod. "I mean did she even enjoy the sex?" Now that you think about... No she must have enjoyed it. I mean it was the best 4 minutes of your life... how... could she not enjoy it. "Well that's all I wanted to say."
And now Crystal... "Doug you really hurt mom, but also you really hurt me. I've been waiting you know, hoping that you'd pick up on all the signs I was giving you. All the times I brushed up against, or the times I replaced your underwear with mine. I wanted your first time to be with someone with experience. Someone like me who could teach you about everything, not some inexperienced little girl that let you do... THAT. But I guess I'm really angry at myself for not teaching you earlier." Crystal sits back down with tears starting to form. Has everyone literally gone crazy.
Rebecca seems like she really wants to say something so she stands up. "Doug what you did was completely and totally unacceptable. When I heard about what you did, well I was angry and disgusted. But after hearing what everyone's said I can only think what you need is a firm hand... and a hard cock. You need someone who can fix that disgusting behavior and set you on the right path and well I'm more than willing to help. In fact I think I'll come over here everyday from now on so we fix you." Rebecca gives you a genuine smile and says "We'll get through this."
And now finally your best friend Ashley, who can always trust to stand by your side stands up. "Doug, I think Rebecca's right." Never mind. "But I think a different approach is needed, a more gentle and subtle approach. I think you're just confused and you need someone to set you straight. And just like Rebecca, I'm willing to help you out."
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