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Chapter #7
Continued to berate and insult her behind
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"Get your big butt off me your ass smells like a oil tank!" You continue to berate and insult the mighty jungle goddess and she is really getting pissed off you can practically feel the heat radiating off of her butt cheeks " What was that did you just insult me again when I warned you not to?" She slams her ass on top of you to shut you up but you continued nonstop and undiscerned "Yeah I did you crazy....poor excuse for a jungle queen! Your ass smells like..." "Ahhhhhh that tears it you little piece of crap I'm going to fart all over you until you can't breathe nor talk to save your life and believe me I got some bad gas here comes the first round...." *Pfffffffft! Pffffffttttt!* unlike the first few farts she unloaded upon you these weren't so bad being you were still breathing at least but Nidalee frowns high above "Oh crud he's still alive and not complaining maybe I should start eating some foul disgusting food like raw eggs or cheese yeah definitely cheese to torture him so more but where can I find some...." She gets up and leaves you lying on the ground for a while unable to move flattened like a cartoon character before leaving though she bends over and whispers "Don't try and go anywhere little man as you're probably in no shape to move anyway I'll be back in a little while I just need to grab something to eat to continue my fart assault on you if you do somehow manage to get away rest assure I will hunt you down and find you I know every inch of this jungle so don't think you have a fair chance in getting away for good see you a little later." Blowing you a kiss she darted off into the nearest nest of trees as you are completely immobile waves of horrible gas still floating around your nostrils and she also left a butt imprint upon your torso looking like a birthmark "Finally Thank God she's gone but suppose she's right what if I can't get away what do I do now? I got a clear chance of getting out of this nightmare once and for all but suppose she comes back and discovers I'm missing?" You had at least a short while to make your decision
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