VG Farting and Toilet Torture

It was a bit of a long walk to Princess Peach's personal quarters, and the whole way there the princess couldn't help but ask you a number of questions, but none of them were too personal. She certainly was a friendly person, easy to talk to and infectious with her general cheer. It almost made you forget that you were on your way to clear out her toilet.
In no time at all, you finally reached the star-spangled double doors separating you and her room.
"After you sir," Peach insisted. You reached out to open her doors…