VG Farting and Toilet Torture

         Consciousness returned to you, and you had no idea where you were or what you were doing. Everything was pitch-black, and the only sound was that of your own thoughts. You tried to move, but you found yourself immobile. One thing was certain, however; the air was musty, and in it hung an inescapable foul smell. If you did not know any better, you would have said you were in an outhouse of sorts.
         Just as soon as you had finished the thought, faint sounds could be heard in the distance. You could not make out any specifics, but the sounds drew closer by the second. Eventually, you could make out the sound of laughter, and they were distinctly feminine. As the sounds came closer, you knew that it was a group of adult females heading in your direction. When the voices were at their closest, they died down almost completely, and then another noise which sounded like a door turning open was heard.
         "I'll be just a few," you heard as light entered your space and revealed a circular hole above you. "Seriously? Ugh, I hate squatters, and this place reeks too. Better make this a quick-in-quick-out." Through the circular hole above you, you could make out the appearance of a young brunette woman wearing a yellow dress accented with orange, and you immediately knew who it was: Princess Daisy of Sarasaland. You didn't know what was going on, but at least there was someone else you could talk to. Suddenly, Princess Daisy hiked up her dress and reached for her underwear, pulling them down as she slowly started squatting over the circular hole above you. In horror, you realized your situation: you were somehow underneath a toilet. Before Princess Daisy decided to relieve herself, you had but few precious options available to you…