Hector was a thin and short 14 year old. So you can guess his surprise when he woke up on the way to his new foster home sucking on a pacifier. It turns out his papers had labeled him "a very 'special' case". He spit out the pacifier only to find it was hooked to his shirt. "Ohh look who's awake." The man driving cooed. "Hi there, Hector. I'm your Daddy. Can you say 'Daddy'?"
As Hector was still mostly asleep he simply blinked, "...wha'?"