You decide the days of being a shy little pony are over. Besides, what could be a better way to get to know a pony? This could be a bonding moment.
"Aaugh! How can this hurt so much??" she exclaims. As you walk up, she notices you and tries to make herself more presentable, but, alas, to no avail.
"Uh, hi there! You seem new around here. My name is Twi...OHHH!" Her sentence is cut short by a throbbing pain in her flank, near her bright pink cutie mark. As she falls to the ground in pain, she trips you and you fall along with her. You fall right on top of her as she is underbelly-side-up, hind legs spread up in the air. Just as you hit her stomach, you both unleash a monstrous fart that even the greasiest of stallions would envy. Your body pressed up against hers, and your faces merely inches from each other, she breaks the silence and says, "Thank you for that. I've been suffering for hours with uncontrollable pain after one of my spells went haywire."
You are speechless. Under you is a mare who couldn't care less that you had just fallen on her and caused both of you to toot violently, and with her deep purple eyes, soft, silky coat, luscious hair, and sharp, perfect horn, is absolutely the most beautiful mare you have ever seen.
"Uh... I-- w--... Sor..." You stumble on your own tongue as you try to introduce yourself. The mare under you shifts slightly, and you realize that you are still on top of her. You quickly stand up and lend out a hoof to pick her up as well, and she obliges.
"So sorry about that," she says, in the most soothing, sultry tone. "Gosh, I didn't even introduce myself. How rude of me. I'm Twilight Sparkle," she says as she extends her hoof again to shake yours. "Welcome to Ponyville!"
"Hi," you say shyly. "I'm Orange Pop." You try to say more, but the words just won't come out of your mouth.
"Well, I had some errands to do, but my assistant Spike took care of all of them after... after this happened. So now I'm free! Do you want me to show you around?" She gazes at you intently, waiting for your response...