Samus felt like her friends would not embarrass her if they weren't skinny, so they got to eating while Samus watched and said to herself, "Trainer's never gonna hear the end of this...
Three hours and 300 lbs. later, the princesses were almost as fat as Samus. Peach's figure was an apple shaped blob of blubber, with her belly being the biggest part. Zelda, however, ended up with a pear shape, with most of the weight being aimed at the Hylian princess's butt, legs, and belly with the rest of her body trying to counterbalance. Soon, they were met with a female voice who laughed and then spoke in a British accent as she asked, "Samus, is that you?"
Much to Peach's annoyance, it was Bayonetta that spoke. Normally, the Umbra Witch would mock the pink princess because of her desert-dwelling tomboy of a friend not winning the Smash Ballot, but she decided not to taunt her as she said, "My, my... Someone's let themselves go... You remind me of that too-cute tub of lard from that company I would not ever mention to either of your boyfriends, princesses... And Samus, if you keep eating like that, you'll end up as big as that three-eyed lizard you fought..."
Upon hearing Bayonetta comparing her to Kraid, she whipped around and asked, "Was that an insult?"
The Umbra Witch laughed and said, "Maybe... Then again, maybe not..."
Feeling insulted by the skinny black-clad woman with glasses, Samus decided to...
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