Your name is Tony. You think of yourself as fairly normal. You're quite slim and slightly small for your age and have shoulder length dirty blonde hair.
You've tried dating girls but somehow it doesn't feel right - you really can't put you finger on anything specific, but you find you're more interested in what they're doing that in the girls themselves, and you now know rather more about the rules of hockey, or the chants the school cheerleaders yell than any other boy in the school!
However, there's a new girl who's just started at your school who you're totally smitten by. Her name is Jennifer, and she's a stunner - really feminine and always in a short skirt and heels. You'd happily walk over burning coals for her. Trouble is you know full well that you're not the pick of the bunch when it comes to boys. You're quite fit and sporty, but weren't picked for the football team, and generally come just outside of rankings in any competitions, mostly due to your smaller stature rather than lack of effort or technique.
However, there's one odd thing about Jennifer you haven't quite worked out. She's really attractive and really girlie, but you've rarely seen her anywhere near a boy, most of the time accompanied by at least one other girl. When you asked a girl (that you'd tried dating previously) about Jennifer, she just said that Jennifer's a lipstick, and left it at that.
After a few days you decide to approach her, but get a very pleasant but firm brush off.
Well, you're not one to turn down a challenge, so you decide that you're going to get to know Jennifer, whether she likes it or not! Trouble is you just don't know how...