"We're going to the subway and getting on a train," said Susan.
"That's all?," said Kirsten.
"No. Have you ever pole danced?"
"No," said Kirsten, nervously wondering where this was going.
"You will now, on the train."
"What?!!" But there will be lots of people there!"
"That's what I'm hoping for. And I get to pick what you wear."
"WHAT?!!"
Are you in or out?
Kirsten took a few seconds to respond, but then finally said, "In."
"Good. You'll wear a trenchcoat to the train and then take it off when it's time. Then you'll put it back on when we leave. As for your "outfit," you'll be wearing..."