"Why hello Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash!" Rarity called as the two entered Carousel Boutique. "I was just closing up," she explained as she put the finishing touches on the dress she was currently designing. "Make yourselves comfortable while you wait," she casually instructed.
"Comfortable, eh?" Rainbow slyly smiled. If there was one thing that was causing her discomfort, it was the flatus incessantly bubbling in her belly. She knew Rarity would never wittingly tell them to fart, but this indirect cue was all that she needed.
She slowly walked toward Rarity, savoring the moment. After a few seconds, Rarity turned away from the dress she was working on and found herself facing Rainbow Dash's backside. Rainbow Dash took this opportunity to rip the biggest fart she could muster - which wasn't difficult in the slightest thanks to Twilight's spell. Her fart was so long that partway through it, Rarity had the time to cast a spell to turn Rainbow Dash around. Her croup wasn't free of faces for long, however; soon after Rarity had cast her spell, Pinkie Pie had taken her usual place in her behind, giggling at the seemingly impossible amount of gas Rainbow Dash had.
As predicted, Rarity was severely annoyed by this. All throughout the fart, she had made disgusted "Ugh" noises and desperately trying in vain to fan away the smell that now filled the room.
"Ahhhh," Rainbow Dash moaned after the insanely lengthy fart came to its end. She wanted to laugh, but the fart and the sigh of relief took all the wind out of her. She merely smiled contently to herself as she watched Pinkie Pie literally roll on the floor laughing.
"Again, Dashie, again!" Pinkie Pie cheered.
"Don't encourage her," Rarity irritably told Pinkie Pie. "And you," she turned her attention to Rainbow Dash. "How could you just... befoul my shop? My home?"
"You told me to make myself comfortable," Rainbow Dash casually responded. "How can I be comfortable when I'm holding that in me?"
"You know I didn't mean --" Rarity began to answer. But Rainbow Dash didn't listen. She was too busy unleashing another extraordinary fart. It was shorter than her previous one (although still quite long when compared to an ordinary fart) but what it lacked in its relative length, it more than made up for in volume. The thunderous fart caused a rumbling sensation in the room. Rarity shook her head and made another disapproving sigh as Pinkie Pie continued to laugh.
By the time Rainbow Dash's fart was over, Rarity's face was red with anger. "If all you're going to do is pass wind, then get out!" she commanded.
"But you haven't heard mine yet!" Pinkie Pie protested, merrily skipping over to Rarity, then turning her back to her.
"GET OUT!" Rarity repeated, enraged.
They contemplated her order for a second. On one hoof, they found her reaction priceless, but on the other hoof, they didn't want to lose a friend over their fart jokes.
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