"well~" Vulpix says in a rather cheery sing song voice before turning and lowering her huge head mere inches from your body. "Don't you think this human looks-" Before finishing her statement, she lets out a small adorable giggle. "...tasty?" she finishes causing a huge nervous shudder to run down your entire frame.
"w-w-w-w-wha!?" You stammer in utter shock at the vulpine pokemon's words. She must've been joking. She was probably just pulling some harmless threat in order to scare you silly...or at least you hoped so.
"Huh?" Zorua tilts her head in equal confusion by Vulpix's question as she turns to face you as well. "what do you mean Vulpix?" She asks utterly dumbfounded as Vulpix began to laugh louder.
"What I Mean to say is, Do you think this human tastes good?" Vulpix asks with a stifled snicker as you gaze at her huge brown furred face in shear disbelief.
"huh....I don't know." Zorua says rather blatantly as she gives her front shoulders a small shrug upwards. "I never licked a human before, so how should I know?" she adds as Vulpix turns to her with a wide yet mischievous smile on her muzzle.
"Well...seeing as how we have a tiny human right here with us." Vulpix says optimistically as Zorua's blue eyes began to widen from understanding her friends suggestion at last.
"Oh yeah!" Zorua says with wide eyes before a toothy grin emerges on her face. With playful, yet intimidating eyes she quickly kneels downwards in a crouching position while slowly making her way straight towards you.
"n-n-now girls." you stammer nervously as you raise your hands up in front of you in a defensive manner. "h-humans taste...absolutely awful!" You shout which momentarily causes Zorua to stop in her tracks and raise her head up before tilting.
"Taste Awful?..." she repeats as she begins to raise a confused if not suspicious brow upwards. With her suddenly distracted state, you quickly take the opportunity to try and dissuade her.
"Y-Yeah! we humans taste absolutely disgusting!" You start as Zorua continues to stare at you suspiciously. "We taste just like mossy sticks and mud!" You shout trying to come up with the least appetizing things a pokemon would want to devour. "Not only that, but if we stay on tongues too long, then we begin to taste just like a gloom!" Even though you had no idea what a gloom tasted like, hopefully the idea of a repulsive smelling pokemon would be enough to discourage Zorua from making you a snack. To your surprise and ultimate relief, Zorua's eyes widen in shock by the mention of a Gloom.
"Ewww! gross!" She shouts while sticking her tongue out in disgust and shaking her head lightly. "No way am I going to eat something like that smelly pokemon!" she states as her dark greyish fur begins to rise upwards in repulse by the very notion.
A small smile begins to draw across your face as the terror induced tension within your body starts to slowly die down. Just as you were about to let a sigh of relief escape your lungs, you soon notice the massive vulpix approaching you. To your utter disbelief and shock however, she carried no sense of disgust like her Zorua friend before you. After a few steps, she soon stands to the left side of your body as your eyes were solely focused upon her orange furred face. With no hesitation at all, the huge fire fox's head soon descends towards you as her ginormous tongue begins to exit her maw. In no time at all, the saliva drenched surface of the pink muscle makes contact with the side of your body as it slowly starts to rise upwards. A huge shudder ran down your body as the odd sensation of her wet tongue, mixed with the stickiness of her saliva instantly meet your body. As Vulpix's tongue soon ascends up your entire body, leaving the left side of your body absolutely drenched in her spit, she begins to experimentally smack her lips.
After around three good smacks, a small grin forms on her face as she kneels her face down before you once again. "Liar." she says in an accusing yet sing song tone.
"Wha?" Zorua's disgusted face soon turns to that of shock as her blue orbs focus solely down at you. Her surprise soon turns into irritation as she lets out a growl from her throat. "You tricked me...you LIAR!" she shouts accusingly before entering into a crouching pose once more, preparing to pounce straight at you.
"w-w-well...m-m-maybe Vulpix has different tastes than yours?" You quickly stammer as you slowly try to back away from Zorua's enraged form. After a few steps back however, a huge soft surface soon prevents any further movement as Vulpix raises her tails to block your path. With terror filled eyes, you watch helplessly as Zorua begins to approach.
"Hold on a moment!" Vulpix calls out, momentarily breaking up the tense situation. Both you and Zorua soon turn your heads to gaze up at her completely confused.
"What is it?" Zorua asks in an annoyed tone as she gives a small scowl to Vulpix. "I was just about to gobble this human up!"
"Exactly!" Vulpix says while staring straight at her with a raised brow. "You might've won the fart contest, but I was the one who was brave enough to taste him!" she retorts. By that statement alone, it was clear that Vulpix wanted to try and eat you as well.
"w-wha...b-b-but." Zorua's eyes widen in slight defeat by the reply. "B-but...you were the one who wanted me to try him out!" Zorua responds.
"no I didn't!" Vulpix quickly shakes her head. "I asked if you thought this human would taste good!" She states accusingly as her and Zorua begin to gaze at each other as if in a rivalry.
The sudden argument did seem like the perfect distraction to try and sneak away from the two, but just as you were about to take silent steps towards the side of Vulpix's tails, Both quickly turn to gaze at you with scowls on their faces. "e-errr..." you mutter, unsure of just what to say to the two pokemon. "h-how about we just set this whole issue aside and forget about the taste?" You insist in a stuttering voice. Both girls gaze at you surprised for a brief second before going into a small outburst of laughter. It seemed trying to talk them out of eating you was out of the question.
"I wanna eat him!" Zorua shouts as she extends her head towards Vulpix with angered eyes.
"I want to!" Vulpix shouts back as she repeats the same action while growling lightly. Both foxes glared at one another as if ready to start a brawl at any moment. However, the small confrontation was quickly halted as the sounds of stomach growls filled the nearby area. While the sounds of their hungry stomachs beckoning for a meal causes extreme distress to you, it somehow manages to call an odd answer to the quarrel.
"I think I have an idea on how to settle this." Vulpix says with a grin as she turns to face you.
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