This choice: Cat Girl is only saved by a deus ex machina from the future • Go Back... As Cat Girl struggled to her feet, a glance at Bird Boy’s broken body told her that he would be of no help, and the seemingly unstoppable flatulent villain quickly closed the gap. Mega Butt’s followers held Cat Girl in place, humming songs of worship as they did so. “Prepare to be blown away,” Mega Butt cackled as she turned around and backed her gargantuan ass closer to Cat Girl’s face, the click of her heels counting down the seconds she had to live. Click. Clack. Click. Clack.
Cat Girl turned from the butt cheeks that were quickly filling up her field of vision. She never thought she would be done in by a fart, she always figured it would be a quiet retirement after tearing through a gauntlet of the town’s worst villains, killing them all in the process and making the word a better place for it. Now she was going to die by someone’s nasty gas. She was going to die with a bruised ego. Click. Clack. Click. Clack.
The skylight over the arena burst forth, a shower of glass falling to the ground, cutting everyone to ribbons except the invulnerable Mega Butt, the few minions holding Cat Girl, and Cat Girl herself. Landing behind Mega Butt but facing the backwards walking villain was a girl, a girl dressed in a black vinyl suit with a white stripe down the back. The suit had white elbow length gloves with wide cuffs, and thigh high white vinyl boots with a thick and chunky 2-inch heel. Her face was covered in a black domino mask and her hair was snow white. Her waist was adorned with a black and white utility belt that held all kinds of untold gadgets. She had a decent sized rack on her, making Cat Girl jealous that hers were not as big, and a bulging bountiful butt. Not as big as Mega Butt’s but still pretty hefty. She was also extremely muscular under the suit, her muscles bulging, and her eyes glowing a sickly green color. She reminded Beth of Braun Beatdown. She was also as smelly as Braun, Beth able to detect her ass funk, feet and pits from where she was being held. “And who are you?” Mega Butt asked curious.
“I am the Atomic Stripe!” she announced putting her hands to her hips and letting out a sickly green fart, “and I am here to stop you once and for all!”
Mega But looked to the twenty or so followers that still held Cat Girl. She wiped the back of her fingers across one of her breasts, held them in front of her, blew out a fart that destroyed a retaining wall, and simply said to them, “Kill her.”
As the crowd rushed to attack the new heroine, the Atomic Stripe yelled to Cat Girl, “Get him out of here now!” referring to Bird Boy, “He’s too important to your future! Get him out of here!” Cat Girl nodded and rushed her friend to the hospital as fast as she safely could. When they were gone, the Atomic Stripe grinned and turned her back to her attackers. She grunted and released a hissing green radioactive fart, one that incinerated everyone present except for Mega Butt, who countered it with a blast of her own wind prowess.
“You’re more ruthless than the other two,” Mega Butt said with respect. “And if I’m not mistaken you have the powers of Braun Beatdown, as well.”
“Maybe,” the Atomic Stripe answered, circling her opponent. “What does it matter?”
“Because you’re not from here are you? Oh I don’t mean from the area, I mean from this time! I can feel the chronal energy in your farts,” Mega Butt explained rising into the air on her farts. “I could use you really, as even a God may have trouble divining the future. Pity really.”
“And how is that a pity?” the Atomic Stripe asked as she braced for what she knew was coming next.
“Because not even Braun Beatdown could stand before my might now!” Mega Butt screamed before rocketing to the ground on the power of her farts. She crashed into the Atomic Stripe as hard as she could, her farts and strength at their peaks, but the Atomic Stripe was more powerful than Mega Butt had anticipated, and withstood the blow. The shock wave that was produced was more than the building could stand and forced it to blow apart around them.
Mega Butt recovered first and screamed in frustration as she turned around and farted. A cone of destruction, a hundred feet at its widest, 35 at its deepest, and more than a thousand feet long was produced, slamming the new hero into a building and forcing it to collapse.
Mega Butt clapped the dust off her hands as the Atomic Stripe blew the rubble off of her with a single fart. Mega Butt made her butt cheeks clap in anger, destroying every window for 5 miles with its sonic boom, and as the glass fell in a beautiful and deadly display, she stomped her foot bringing down the two buildings the Atomic Stripe stood between. Only her pointing her ass into the air, and releasing a hot and humid fart to act as an umbrella stopped the Atomic Stripe from being crushed and sliced, the radioactive fart disintegrating everything that touched it. She had little time to recover as another fart from Mega Butt sent her pinballing along the landscape. Mega Butt used her flatulence to fly along side the Atomic Stripe and slammed her into the ground with all her strength, destroying the financial district. The crater was more than quarter mile wide and hundreds of feet down.
Mega Butt gingerly set down on the ground as the Atomic Stripe struggled to her feet. “You came all the way back from the future just to die in this time frame. Well you will spend the rest of your life as part of my divine badonkadonk so it can’t be all bad,” she mocked derisively.
“I have one question,” the Atomic Stripe wheezed.
“And what’s that?” Mega Butt asked mockingly as she bent down and lifted the girls chin up to face her.
“What makes you think this was my first stop?” The Atomic Stripe reached into her white and black utility belt and pulled out a vial; a vial that Mega Butt knew all to well.
“My formula!”
“Yeah, thanks for keeping such detailed notes!” the Atomic Stripe laughed before downing the bitter chemicals, dropping the empty vial to the ground.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!” Mega Butt screamed as the Atomic Stripe’s ass grew 5 times larger. Mega Butt went for the killing blow but the sudden eruption of gas threw her backwards.
Cat Girl had finally arrived, but seeing what was happening in the crater, knew she was in no position to help, forces beyond her were fighting it out now, flatulent forces.
The Atomic Stripe took a step forward, the ground crumbling from the power she now commanded, her ass tooted and belched thick noxious radioactive gasses, gasses she could no longer hold in. She turned to a defeated Mega Butt, who could only cry, “I’m a God, a God!”
“Didn’t you read Nietzsche? God is dead!” The Atomic Stripe farted and Mega Butt seemed to disintegrate in the blast of green gas, her body being flayed apart molecule by molecule. All that was left of her was just a faint sulfur smell on the winds.
As the Atomic Stripe collapsed to her knees, Cat Girl came skidding down the crater to help celebrate the victory. “Oh my God! You did it! You destroyed Mega Butt!”
“No, she’s simply been changed to gas,” the Atomic Stripe said out of breath. “You can’t kill her now, only later.”
“…Okay…” Beth answered the cryptic comment. “Man I wish I had your powers for when she comes back!” said Beth, impressed with this new hero.
“NO! Never wish for my powers! Do you hear me Cat Girl!” the Atomic Stripe grabbed and yelled at Beth. Her ass was again releasing small green puffs of gas that grew stronger with her stronger emotional state. “Just be glad to be you!”
“Okay! Take it easy!” Beth told her, making her let go. “Will you at least be there to help us when she returns?”
The Atomic Stripe looked at Cat Girl with great sadness in her eyes, and as if she couldn’t look her in the eyes anymore, turned her face away and answered, “…Yes…”
“Well thank you for that.”
“I have to go now,” the Atomic Stripe told her taking a step back. A white light seemed to radiate from inside her and make it way outwards.
“Wait! How do we contact you?” Beth yelled.
“Don’t worry about it Beth, I’ll be there,” the Atomic Stripe half smiled, a tear rolling down her cheek, before disappearing in a blinding flash.
“Huh, how’d she know my name?” Beth asked, scratching her head.
Epilogue:
The Atomic Stripe returned to her future in a blinding ball of light, much how she left, and removed her mask. “Well, did you get it?”
The Atomic Stripe looked at the voice and revealed her face to be that of Beth’s; Cat Girl’s. “Yeah I got it. And I used it. My power’s off the charts now.”
“So we finally have the power to defeat Mega Butt and Vorrior for all time,” the voice wheeled from the shadows and into the light. It was Jake, stuck in a futuristic wheel chair; it pumped oxygen into his body and acted as a brace for his body, many of his bones no longer there. His legs were gone, and wires flowed form his body to the chair. Beth looked sad, not knowing where the chair ended, and her legless, revenge driven comrade began. They could no longer be called friends as Jake made it perfectly clear he would sacrifice her to get revenge on Mega Butt for what she had done. “Excellent!”
“But now I’m so gassy that it just pours out of me,” the Atomic Stripe complained, as her butt made some sputtering and whooshing sounds. “What am I going to do?”
“Do? Do?” Jake slammed his mechanized fist down on the platform connected to his chair. “You do as I say, and use your foul odors, and your now even fouler gas to destroy MEGA BUTT! Do you understand ME?”
“Yeah,” the Atomic Stripe said quietly, afraid that after Mega Butt’s defeat she would have one last person to battle, the poor destroyed remains of Bird Boy.
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