"RYAN, PLEASE!! DON'T EAT ME!! LOOK DOWN!!!"
Ryan had probably eaten about half the bowl of chips already, and showed no signs of slowing down. He didn't even bother to look at the chip he was about to shove into his mouth, already thinking about how many more he would eat.
You were petrified. Ryan always ate everything in sight, so you could imagine what quick and cruel fate awaited you if he did eat you, all the more reason to continue to yell and scream.
"RYAN!!! STOOOOOOP!!!"
Ryan opened his mouth (a gigantic cavern to you), revealing the dark pathway to your doom, surrounded by teeth with bits of previous chip victims caught in between them. He shoved the chip inside, and darkness quickly surrounded you.
*CRUNCH* Ryan happily chewed up the chip he had just eaten whole. You barely managed to escape his gnashing teeth!
"Maybe we should save the rest for Adam, come on..." Brandon suggested.
"Nah, this is too good to wait for him. If he wants some, he'll get here before I eat it all." Ryan laughs and takes another chip, covering most of it in dip.
You can't help but feel angry after hearing what Ryan said in booming surround sound. You went through the trouble of making the snack for everyone, and Ryan isn't even going to save you any. Not like it really matters at this point, though, since you are the snack and all.
Before Ryan ate the next chip, he pushed the chewed-up one occupying his mouth to the back of his throat, taking you with it.
"No, no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO RYAN DON'T--"
*GUUUUUULP*
Ryan swallowed and sighed satisfyingly. The lump of food traveled down his throat and into his stomach, as he took a bite of his next chip.
"Okay, come on Ryan, I think we should look for Adam." Brandon suggested.
"...Alright, fine, whatever!" Ryan frustratingly got up, swinging his big bare feet off the couch and onto the floor, "I'm still gonna eat most of Adam's chips even if we do find him," Ryan said, finishing the one in his hand, "I'm still hungry."
You cried hysterically in the gurgling darkness of Ryan's belly, starting to be burned alive in the stomach acid that had obliterated chips soon before you. As the acid began to take your final moments, you screamed with everything you had, as your clothes melted away.
Nobody could hear you.
Outside, Ryan, Cody, and Brandon all looked around for you, joking about how you were probably hiding off somewhere as a second surprise. They thought it fitting to you that you would have a second plan to surprise all of them. You were always looking to quietly one-up everything.
"Alright, Adam, we get it. Just come out, clearly we can't find you!" Ryan shouted, followed by a loud burp.
Cody stepped back, "Dang, that smells awful."
Ryan chuckled at his friend's disgust, and unleashed an even longer burp in his face.
"Ahh...how about that one?" Ryan smirked.
"Guys, I don't think Adam's here." Brandon said, starting to get worried.
That was the last thing you heard, as you let out your last breath, falling into the acid lake. That was it. Your whole life, gone in an instant as you digested a nutritious soup for one of your best friends. His growing body would soon make good use of you, and your friends would never figure out that you were eaten along with the snack that you had prepared.
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