It was a usual day inside the apartment above Mclaren's Pub, Barney was in the middle of telling the group of his latest sexual conquest.
* Barney: "-That's right I'm now the official owner of the New York Yankees." Barney told the girl, leading her through a fake news article titled 'Eccentric Billionaire purchases the New York Yankees' on her smartphone.
Girl: "Wow that is so cool, do you think you could introduce me to Derek Jeter." The girl becoming flirtatious and putting her hands all over Barney, giving him the green light to sleep with her.
Barney "Well you can come back to my place and I'll give you a season pass on tickets." Barney said, throwing the weight of his alleged title as owner of the Yankees to get what he wanted.
Girl "That sounds wonderful." she responded, leaving the bar with Barney.*
"...and the rest is history! As for the tickets, well lets just say she's sold." Barney laughed, discussing Lily with yet another story.
"How do you get these girls to believe everything you say. Are they really that gullible." Lily asked Barney, without receiving an answer.
"Sounds like somebody got up to bat and hit a grand slam." Ted joked, congratulating Barney as he sat down next to him on the couch in front of the TV.
"Sounds like she got...slammed." Marshall smiled, swinging his arms forward to mimic a player up to bat.
"Hope you bitches are thirsty." Robin said, walking into the room with alcoholic beverages on a tray.
The group all grabbed a glass and began drinking, with Mclaren's Pub closed for reservation for the day they had been forced to drink in the apartment.
"Mmm not bad Robin, where'd you get the recipe?" Ted asked, wondering where he could learn to make these for himself and any future dates he had in the future.
"Oh, Lily gave it to me." Robin answered, sitting down and drinking some herself.
Soon after ingesting some of Robin and Lily's combo alcoholic beverage everybody fell asleep, not awaking until an hour later.
Barney, Ted, and Marshall were the first to wake up, looking around too see that the apartment was much bigger than it used to be.
"Man, if only the place was this big when we bought it." Marshall said joking to Ted, not bothered by the fact that they had been shrunk to an inch tall in height each.
Suddenly a shadow appeared over them and they looked up to see _________ towering above them. Will it be Robin(meaning Lily shrinks), or Lily(meaning Robin shrinks).
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