You scratch your head trying to think fo where to cut, when suddenly you remember the last time you went to the local science museum. There'd been a vertical cross-section of a human body on display and you distinctly remember being fascinated by it so much you had kept staring at it long after everyone else from your school group had moved on.
With that in mind, you decide what you'd really like to do is to cut yourself vertically, turning yourself into a real life cross-section. Before that though, you think it would be a good idea to take your clothes off to avoid them getting damaged.
You whip your shirt over your head, letting it drop to the floor, before unbuckling your belt and popping the button on your jeans. You pull down the zip and then use your hands as you shimmy them off since they're a bit tight.
Once you finally have them off, you stand there in your boxers and turn to your full length mirror wanting to take one last look before you become an anatomy exhibit.
If you had to describe yourself you'd say you were fairly average but pleasant looking. Neither fat nor thin, handsome nor ugly, tall nor short. You have a flat stomach with no abs and no v-line, and your chest is slightly defined but not much. One thing you were thankful for though was that the majority of your body was almost completely hairless. In fact your pubes, one of the only places you grew hair, you liked to keep trimmed as you felt it made your package look even bigger.
Thinking of your package, you realise you'll need to take your boxers off too. As you slip them down you take a look at what you consider to be your best friend...your cock. Slightly over average length, about 7 inches, and a decent thickness, you often find yourself playing with it at least twice a day. Given that you are quite excited by what you were about to do your cock had responded in an obvious way and is slowly plumping up to full hardness.
Shaking your head to bring yourself back to the task at hand, you think about what the best way to slice yourself in half might be. You tap your fingers against your hip as you look around your room for anything that might help.
Your eyes flick to the ceiling where you notice the bare light bulb swaying slightly on the end of a long cord as a breeze comes in through your window. Seeing that sparks an idea in your head.
You grab some string from your desk before dragging a chair over so that you can reach the cord. You take the handle of the longsword and use the string to tie it tightly to the cord. You step down from the chair to admire your handiwork.
Due to the length of the sword the blade reached almost to the floor. You give the back of the sword a little push to test if your idea works, which it does! The sword swings in the air and thankfully doesn't rotate at all as it comes back towards yoiu.
Now that you've set that up, you're ready to get cut in half.
You give the back of the sword a much bigger push and watch as the weight of the sword gives it so much momentum that it just keeps swinging. Holding your breath you wait until the sword is at its highest before quickly positioning yourself directly in the path of the sharp edge, hoping you are stood in the right place for it to cut evenly through your entire body.
You close your eyes as you see the blade swinging towards you, and a second later you feel a strange tingle run through the middle of your body starting at your cock (since it was now hard it was sticking out in front of you a fair bit) before running through your front straight to your back.
You let out your breath and open your eyes, realising that you are very much still alive, and lift your hand in front of your face just to make sure.
It works!! I got cut in half but I'm still alive!
Unfortunately, distracted by these thoughts, you forgot that you were still standing in the path of the sword, which was now starting to fall back towards you.
This is brought to your attention when the flat, heavy back of the sword slams beteen your shoulder blades, separating your now two halves and shunting them to different sides of the room. Your vision splits into two as your halves separate and go in different directions. One of your eyes can see you are headed for safety (landing on the carpet) but the other sees something completely different.
What do you see?
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