Your name is Tyler Keaton, age 39. You had short brown hair, hazel eyes, often behind a pair of glasses, and a well built body. You had a bit of a nerdy attitude, but was always willing to take on a challenge. You lived in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Unfortunately, the last few weeks had been very rough on you. You'd recently lost your job at the local hardware store. To make things worse, your girlfriend of 2 months had dumped you for someone else. You had resorted to drinking heavily in order to ease the pain.
You were sitting on the back porch of your house, severely drunk off a bottle of whisky. You were about to head into the house when,