"W-What? My help?" I stuttered. "What the hell are you expecting me to do, anyways?"
"Anything you can, Mel" Alice moved her hands to her belly. "Just look at this thing, I've been feeding it for months now and it has not barely grown at all!" Alice jiggled her belly hard and it did not cause her whole body to shake like mine would. "Just.. anything, please. Show me what to eat, when to eat and how to eat. If nothing else works stuff my face full. Please, Mel."
"I... fuck, I don't know what to say." I started putting my t-shirt and pajamas back on just to get some time to think this through. "You're absolutely sure about this, sis? Living your whole life as a fat gal? People staring at you all the time, not being able to find any good-looking clothes anywhere, being too fat to walk to food or even struggling to get up from bed for breakfast..." As I listed the downsides I noticed that Alice was slowly rubbing her belly and his lips were parted as to let out a silent moan. Damn, was my little sister getting turned on by this?
"Mel, please." Alice interrupted me. "I know what I'm doing, alright? I've been dreaming about the things you listed for months now." Alice replied while hiding her belly underneath the tightly-stretched shirt. "I've been thinking about asking you for weeks now. I woudn't've gotten you involved if I wasn't so desperate. Please, please help me Mel!"
"Fuck, this is weird. Look, I... I'll.. I'm not sure how to help you. I mean I just, you know, stuff my fat face when I feel like it, which is.. all the time, basically. There are no secret tricks or anything like that, Alice."
As I said this Alice lowered her head and started to sob.
"Oh please, don't do that to me Al." I started massaging her hand, hoping that she would not not cause a scene. "I'll.. Alice, I'll help you." She looked up at me. "I'll monitor you and tell you what I'd do if I were you, alright? Give you tips about what to eat and stuff like that."
I can't remember if I've ever seen Alice change mood as fast as she just did. She looked like she'll start dancing any second now.
"Oh, thank you, thankyouthankyouthankyou Mel. God, I'd hug you to death if this table were not between us!"
"Al please, try to stay in your pants. People have been looking at us since I walked in and ordered table full of food at us, and now you're causing a scene. Soon I'll be too embarrassed to walk in here and this place is one of my favorites."
Alice calmed down and we started our journey back to the car.
"Damn, mom will kill me for doing this." I sighed as I opened the car door.
"Oh don't worry about mother. She already hates you so nothing you'll do will change that. Just... if she starts blaming you just tell her it's all my doing and you got nothing to do with it."