The bushes continue to rustle, and your pulse continues to race with each increasingly rapid beat of your heart. You can practically feel your throat closing up in fear as the rustling grows louder, louder, the tension you feel becoming so thick you couldn't cut it with a blade. The rustling grows even louder, and you know that whatever horrible monster that is about to burst forth must be an absolute giant, terrifying...
... cute little goblin girl...
A petite, curvy little goblin girl suddenly springs forth from the bushes with a large, playful grin and a coy little "Boo!". You stand there, sword raised, and what you can only imagine must be a truly dumb expression on your face. Your heart continues to hammer in your chest as the lingering fear persists for a few moments, your mind trying to wrap itself around the anti-climax you've just witnessed.
"What's wrong, cutie? Never seen a green girl before?" the goblin teased, her voice high pitched yet somewhat pleasant to listen to. It had a girlish, almost child-like quality to it, yet she looked anything but childish. Despite her small stature, merely three to four feet in height, she was supple and curvy in all the right places. Her hips were wide and feminine, tapering into a slim yet taut waist. Her breasts were small yet still quite noticeable, perky and bouncing delightfully with her giggles. Her bright yellow eyes stared at you with amusement, and her soft looking lips continued to wear that saucy grin.
Inadvertently, your eyes wandered down, trailing along her small, soft looking legs, finally resting on her petite little feet. So enrapture were you that you failed to notice the goblin-girl's eyes gleam, her smile becoming slightly wicked. You watched, practically entranced, as her adorable little toes wiggled slightly, serving to further hold your attention.
"See anything you like, cutie?" she asked, her voice lowering to a soft, purring croon. Her question snapped you back to attention, your brain finally remembering that you were, in fact, facing down a monster, no matter how cute she might be. Gathering your wits and your courage again, you...