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Rated: 18+ · Interactive · Crime/Gangster · #2135964

The greedy anti-hero turns tiny in a hunt for princess and pirate treasures!

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Chapter #6

The Mediocre Escape

    by: TFWNoGiantGF Author IconMail Icon
[Suggested music – New Super Mario Bros. Wii – Final Boss Phase 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uduv2mfC... ]

Yeah, nope – running around and saving princesses was a red-cap guy's job. No time to stall when a towering, snarling Koopa Queen was nearby. Bowsette hadn't noticed her treasure was missing; probably not used to any sensation on her chest, or just unwilling to look down after Peach's comment. With the stealth of a tiny elephant, Wario tiptoed away – not turning behind to see the silent waves and hand signals the caged princess made behind him, trying to get him to notice her. He picked up his pace at the sound of threatening stomps behind him.

The booming tone of the fortress' mistress in black echoed behind him, accompanied by an earth-shaking pound of her heel. "Hey! What's with the signs, Peach? Are you making fun of me?"

The Mushroom Kingdom's princess shook her head, both hands up. "No!" She kept looking back to the Power Star navigating to the door. The shrunken thief dropped it when Bowsette's hefty shoe hit the ground – but ran right back back to retrieve it. Maybe he was bringing it to Mario?

When she neared the woman in pink, the warmth of her words made the prisoner draw back. As the turtle-made-woman leaned ahead, trying to see the base of her stomping heel wedged into a small crevice between floor blocks. It tripped her forward. "W-woah!" Her black-cuffed hands waved in wild circles, trying to maintain balance over her curvy form by leaning back; but, overestimating her weight, she leaned too far and crashed butt-first into the ground.

THWOOM.

"WAH!"

Instantly, Wario was pinned beneath the immense, rosy rump. The front of his body was right against a hard brick, pushing his nose flat; while his back was covered in rolling fields of feminine flesh, the salty surface surrounding him. He tried thrashing out, but the hefty curves' hold on him was too tight; it was like moving through gelatin. Its weight cracked the tile beneath him, driving an uneven imprint into the stone. The bandit didn't know if that cracking was the sound of the tiles collapsing beneath Bowsette, or his spine. The only thing that kept him from raising a white flag and revealing himself was the faintest trace of the glowing treasure nearby. The gold beckoned him to continue through raging fire and drenching floods.

When the shelled behemoth lifted herself back up, both mighty manicured hands thrusting from the floor and a blush across her face, Wario lifted up with her; a tiny yellow stain smudged on the panty-less posterior. He elbowed and struggled this way and that, trying to free himself and grab the Power Star on the floor. "Come on, come on, my precious..."

With her spiky teeth clenched, Bowsette pounded her sole at the crack – the motion shaking Wario up and down as her backside jiggled. "Urgh! How are you supposed to walk around with feet like this? It feels like I'm tiptoeing everywhere!"

Peach gazed down, looking for Wario – and something to stall for time until he was out. But at the same time, she did empathize with this lookalike in black. "It was like that when I tried heels for the first time, too... Ah, memories." She pulled herself back into reality, knowing this woman needed help. "If they're uncomfortable, just take them off. Not every princess has to wear heels."

"Wait a minute..." With her bushy, immense eyebrows raised, Bowsette stared at her dark shoes. "These things are... removable?" She grabbed one foot in hand – the shifting in her buttocks giving Wario a panoramic view of the castle – and hopped a few times with it in hand, her curves wobbling. "Gah – come – off – THERE!" She finally took off the heel, and gazed in her bare foot in surprise. Each toe stretched out individually before her blue eyes, as if the former Koopa didn't know that humans had these appendages. They were, like her fingers, narrow and delicate, but wide around the tips.

With a few more hops, Wario used the bouncing force to unglue himself. He fell to the floor, and raced for his Power Star – followed close after by the CRASH of Bowsette's dropping heel, and wet pounds from both soles. She took a few steps around as a test, her laughter echoing everywhere – along with flames from her boiling gut. "This is so much better! Bwahaha! I love it! The Queen of Awesome has conquered another obstacle!"

The thief quickly snatched up the glowing, gold treasure. But random, lumbering steps sounded around him. He held the Power Star to his back as a shield, headed for the exit – turning left as he faced a set of five outstretched, freely-wriggling toes. Each little movement sent dust particles flying up, blinding Wario in a grey smog – not helped by the remaining distortion from the heat that made the distant door seem to fly away. "No! NO! Get to the end – just remember that microgame with the Fronk and the foot..."

Soon, the spiky shadow overtook him. The meaty ball rocketed down with the force of a Galaxy Reactor, a deafening THWOOM marking its painful landing.
He felt the crushing weight against the Power Star.

Bowsette stopped.

She kneaded her chest, both tits pushed against each other.

"Wait. Dude. Where's my star?"

Wario's heart stopped.

Bowsette looked down.

His mustache drooped.

"WHAT?" As if he'd seen her naked, the Koopa Queen instantly covered her chest, her cheeks turning a crimson deeper than a plumber's cap. Her shoulders quivered, hiding her face – looking to Peach for instruction. "Someone saw me!?"

With a few tugs, Wario tore himself away from the concrete – little bits of rubble falling from his flab. "Eh, urhm... This is normal for humans. Yeah, buff guys come from under my feet all the time." He itched his flattened head, his eyebrows wiggling – even that hurt. "Right, Peach?"

The princess grinned, whispering through the side of her mouth. "The star. Give it to me, and we might live."

Bowsette's fingernails dug deep into her fists. "Peach and Kamek, I trust them – but – this scraggly-stached squirt!?" She slammed her foot down again.

He bolted for it – but not before snatching the treasure again. "Hey-hey! I know when I'm not welcome! I'll let you ladies have your privacy! So long-a Bowser!...ette..." He transitioned to indecipherable mumbles and throaty gulps.

"Get back here!" With a snap, the door stretched away further and further. Floor tiles crumbled right in front of Wario's shoes, breaking into a pit of boiling magma. And behind him – the Koopa Queen, looking more intense, furious, and jaw-dropping than before. It would be impossible to see over her mountainous chest where it not for the fact that she was leaning over, the sputtering flames casting a shadowy blanket over her piercing glare.

Wario's gloves gripped tightly around the star's edges, as if caressing a security blanket. With a screeching "Waaaah!", he made a jump for it – landing on some of the blocks falling to the floor. They crumbled apart beneath his girth, forcing him to jump to a new set. The heat made it hard for him to stay in one place without his feet burning. It was like an obstacle course to escape her! But he still saw the door within reach...

A claw swipe tore away the hard stone behind him. Bowsette followed, stone torn apart on impact with her generous curves – curves that loomed over the mustached adventurer like wrecking balls. "I can't believe this! First, this crown makes me a laughingstock – then this!"

She kicked away a block Wario was about to jump on. He landed on her ankle, his own legs sinking in – before springing away to another block.

"You think I'm gonna sit back and let you steal my Power Star – just because I'm a girl?" Bowsette stomped into the lava pool, creating immense waves. Just as the shrunken thief was making headway, one of these tsunamis swept the platform from underneath him, forcing him closer to the looming black dress.

In the distance, Peach lifted a hand. "Uhm. That's my Power Star, and you..." It sunk down in defeat. There was something special in the Koopa's eyes that made her own light up.

Wario, noticing the platforms getting scarce, looked back with a smile. "Hey, I didn't even know you had a dress until I came in! Honest!" He dodged a falling block near his head, jogging in place. "You're a princess now? Fine by me!"

At this, Bowsette hunched over, blushing. "What? No, I'm not a princess! GAH!" She tore away at her Super Crown again, failing to take it off. "I'M BETTER THAN THAT!"

Scorching flames shot out from her shout, setting the surrounding green banners alight. One landed right on Wario's overalls. He felt himself burning, and ran forward – jumping on whatever blocks he could, as long as it brought him to the door. "Wah! Hot-hot-hot!"

When he landed by the door, barely a pile of ashes, he still had the treasure in his hands... Until a pair of manicured fingers snatched them up again. "Wah! Are you serious?"

The magma-soaked monarch grinned with all her teeth. "Bowsette? 'Bowsette' – and anyone who's seen her – will not leave the castle walls!" She pointed to Wario, drops of lava pouring over her body as she emerged from the lava. "And neither will that Power Star!" Looking at the treasure, and smiling at Wario's waving hands, the Koopa dropped it into her dress - it still glowed behind the black fabrics, as if crying for help.

"No! No! You... monster..." His whole body felt heavy. It was like the world, just for a moment, froze in place. His chance at a getaway, gone...

She cracked her knuckles; the echo of each pop killing Wario a little more. If he didn't do something fast, he was in for a world of pain.

From the cage, Peach covered her eyes. "I can't watch!...Then again, this is the first time she's this pumped..." With some shallow breaths, she peeked through her fingers.
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