"To be truthful, I'm kind of enjoying our time together. Having you so small and in my hand was a pleasant experience for me. And, it got me thinking"
"Thinking what?" you asked, incredulous.
"How fitting you are to be mine"
Upon hearing those words, your brain had to restart. This couldn't be real.
"Wha-What?"
"Yes. I only felt this way once before this. Sadly, we were in a war, and he died. That broke me. I dedicated my life towards gambling and drinking, until I found something to motivate me to get my life back on track"
Oh yeah, when her former lover, Dan Kato, died. Where was she going with this, though?
"But now, I feel like back then, when he was still alive. That just shows you're the ideal match for me. You're also small, which means I can keep you with me at all times, and protect you from any harm"
"I don't think... that's the case"
"Well, it is for me" she said, a bit annoyed "I've been alone for enough time, and my current friendships don't fill that void. I want to have a lover again, but I know how difficult it is for me to find a match in that field. Those that don't want to get close to you to have a trophy to brag about, they think I'm too old. But you're perfect: you're not a ninja, you're not a civilian that would use me for money and status, and you're small enough to carry you in my person all the time. I won't lose you like Dan. I'll have you small and mine, and I know you'll give me all the love I've missed in this time"
You just couldn't believe what you were hearing. Tsunade wasn't supposed to be this crazy!
"Oh, there are benefits for you. I'll keep you protected from anyone. And you'll have all of me to yourself" she said, seductively while getting you closer to her breasts.
Tsunade was famous for her pretty large rack, and you were about to get up close and personal with them.
"Don't think I don't know you've been stealing glances. You're not the first that does. And now, this legendary rack is yours" she said, rubbing you against them. "Aren't they soft and enjoyable? They're yours. All of me is yours. All of you is mine. Oh, I'm so glad the ANBU are not here. You'll be my secret tiny lover. All for me to enjoy and love"
Well... Definitely not the way you expected your day would go to.