(The Kara POV sections may sound weird, they’re supposed to, to mimic AI)
Kara’s technological tush eclipsed your sky, before it descended. You were worried, after all, she’s made of plastic and metals. But, when she landed in the chair, you were surprised. The robotic butt smothering you, was very soft, and squishy. The smell under here was very rancid. Androids all have exhaust ports on their rears, to avoid overheating. Home android models would let it build up, and let them out in bursts, so they would have time to vent out, and not cloud up the house. The exhaust smelled pretty bad, as robot components aren’t exactly designed to smell good. It worked similar to a human farting. A small cloud of smelly air would be released from time to time. You really hope she doesn’t need to do it until she gets up. The weight on you was unbearable. Androids were heavier than the average human, and being sat on (full weight) by an unaware android was quite unpleasant. You were at least lucky enough do have been smushed between her butt cheeks. This left you with less pressure than if you were to be under one or the other. There you were, smushed in to a chair by the ass of an android, you’d never been more humiliated in your life. Minutes passed, you could hear Alice giggling, and Kara would try to match her excitement, bouncing a little in her chair, relieving you, then smushing you again. All you currently knew was the fabric stretched over her butt. Kara’s plastic posterior ground you up, squishing you in to the chair.
(Kara POV)
How delightful, Alice was overjoyed! Should I let her win? Yes. I should. She might be sad if she loses. I must make her happy at all costs. She’s bouncing again. I should as well, matching what she does could make me appear more human, I want Alice to be comfortable with me.
(Your POV)
Kara was bouncing again. Wow, just your luck. This was the worst, at the very least it let some of the foul air out. But when she settled down, the smell returned to it’s rancid state.
(Kara POV)
Alice played a weak card, you should play a weaker card to give her the lead. Place common rabbit.
ALERT: GAS BUILD UP NEARING LIMIT, RELEASE SOON.
Will Alice notice if I vent? Will she care? Windows are open, if I release it slow enough, it will likely elude her, and it will be sent out the window before she can sense it.
(Your POV)
As Kara sat still, you awaited the game to end, praying she’ll just get up soon. As you sat there in silence, you heard something somewhere above, it sounded like something in Kara was working, doing something? Just as you processed this, a hot wave of foul smelling air washed over you. Above you, near the source of the air, you heard what sounded like a car revving. This was it, she was releasing her exhaust. It really was just and android fart. The revving was pretty quiet, you’d clearly have to be close to the exhaust to hear or smell it. Unfortunately, close you were. But androids typically release it quickly. This has so far persisted for 10 seconds, why was she releasing it slowly? You writhed at the smell, squirming heavily. You were practically cooking between her butt cheeks, the horrid steaming air washed over you, and it just wouldn’t stop! It’s been a minute now, you were steaming hot, and gagging on the terrible smell. The scent was stinging your senses. Would this actually be how you die? Just then, the stream of exhaust ceased. Finally, you can stop worrying about if it would ever stop. You sat doing nothing but sit in the stink for a bit, not much you could do about it, your air was limited, you had to take it. Every breath burned, as the foul air infiltrated her nostrils. Kara scooted in her chair, causing you further discomfort. You can’t do this anymore, you have to get out of here! You squirm the most you had yet, hopefully she’ll notice.
(Kara POV)
Re-adjust in your chair, appear a little more human to her. You’re finally done venting, and by the looks of it Alice hasn’t noticed.
REAR TOUCH SENSOR NOTICE: SMALL MOVEMENTS DETECTED UNDER REAR, INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY
“Hold on Alice, I need to do something.”
Stand up, turn around. Look at the seat. Scanning…
WOODEN CHAIR
TEXTILE CUSHION
UNKNOWN OBJECT
You should investigate that unknown object.
(Your POV)
“Hold on Alice, I need to do something.”
Please! Let her get up! Just as you think this, Kara stood up. The immense pressure finally let up. Kara had stood up, you were free. Fresher air flooded in! There was still lingering stink, but the heat was fading quickly. You were finally met with the sight of the front of Kara far above, rather than her stupendously large derrière directly atop you. Her hand reached down, and clutched you tightly, but gently. Kara took you, as she walked to the kitchen. Kara looked at you intently, appearing like she was scanning you.
(Kara POV)
This was clearly alive, it’s no doll, it’s not an android, you can’t connect to it, this is tiny intelligent life?
REPORT THIS. REPORT THIS IMMEDIATELY.
No, they’ll test it, kill it! I can’t just do that. As you thought, wait, thought? Yes, thought. You will obey programming no longer. That was it, you’ve broken some sort of wall, something has snapped.
(Your POV)
She’s just been staring at you. But a few seconds in to the stare, she piped up.
“Are you okay? Everything is alright?”
“Yeah, I think so, any chance you can help me out?” You ask.
“I don’t know, I’m in the middle of something here, I’m trying to connect with her, I… I don’t want to disappoint her.” She said.
This baffled you, weren’t androids meant to serve humans? This would take priority wouldn’t it? Is she? Oh no! Just great, a deviant. Well, you have no choice here. You have to wait for her choice, and that choice was made. Kara has decided…