It was a peaceful night for you, just sitting on your couch browsing your phone. You weren't planning anything weird, or to go anywhere... just a boring night and then you are going to sleep.
Sitting in your apartment, bored out of your mind before you yawn.
Scrolling, and scrolling, and scrolli-
"Where is the Shen Gong WU!" A weird purple ghost came through your wall, getting you to scream! It barely had a body and with a white wicked mask.
"W-What the hell!?" You freak out as it flew around. Dropping your phone as she flew around. "Go away ghost."
"Ghost... I'm not a ghost I'm a spirit." Her voice just sounded... terrible. "You, where is the Shen Gong Wu!"
"Uh... what?" Was your only remark as she flew down.
"I sense the Wu on you, where is it!?" She asked hostile and... you frown.
"You break into my apartment and harass me, calm down." You say. "Ghosts are real."
"Stupid child, I am not a ghost. I am Wuya, the evil Heylin witch. I am here for the Legendary Shen Gongu Wu, Dashi's Lamp."
"Dashi's... what?" You ask as she was getting a bit annoyed. "Oh right the Lamp." Standing up, you go into one of your storage bags and brought it out. "This it?"
Holding it to her, Wuya was practically drooling. It was Dashi's Lamp. It was like a Genie's Lamp, however it was Chinese in design. A bit rusted as one might think of it as a tea pot.
"I thought it was a Tea pot." You admit up to her. "I bought it at a garage sale."
"Give it, that Wu gives me the power to return to my true form!" She flew through your body... and freaky.
"D-Don't do that." At least you know she was helpless. "Return to your true form? Wait... you are an evil Wtich you just said it... I'm not giving you it!"
She clearly wasn't happy, but she was a powerless ghost... you were fine.
"No, I cannot be this close. I need to revert before those Xiaolin Brats get here. That Wu has activated, give it."
"No." You say annoyed. "I don't want to return an Evil Wtich, back to her true form." You say stubbornly sitting back on your couch.
"Children these days." She groaned, as she flew over. "You don't even realize the power you have in your hands. A powerful Shen Gong Wu, with it activated... you can make a wish come true! A wish that can change reality itself! As long as you are in the area of the activated Lamp, nothing is past your power!"
"Wait... really?" You were now interested. "I could wish for stuff like this?"
"1 wish, but for me that would be enough." Wuya floated around. "Activate it, and you can have a Wish... same as me?"
"I can wish for a hot girlfriend." You blurt out and... Wuya frowned.
"You could wish for infinite wealth, power, your own island and you wish for a girlfriend!"
"You know, you are a real annoying ghost." She grumbled.
"Why do I hate everyone of this generation. Fine, if you help me get my body back, I will be your hot girlfriend!" She said, willing to do anything to get her body back.
"You... hot?"
"I was quite irresistible and intoxicating," She said trying to persuade you.
"Hey... I doubt it."
She spent a while trying to convince you to activate it for her and... you eventually buckled.
"Okay... fine, I mean... what's the worse a witch can do." You say holding the lamp. "So... do I rub it?"
"Activate the Shen Gong Wu by simply holding it, and shouting it's name!" She smiled so happy to almost get what she wants.
"Okay... Doshi's Lamp!"
"Dashi! Dashi you nitwit!" The spirit shouted at you and... you frown at her.
"I swear you better be hot, making me put up with this." You then shout it properly. "Dashi's Lamp!"
"I wish to return to my former body and glory!" Wuya quickly said in follow.
The Lamp glew, showing that it was working and suddenly, a bright golden light overtook you!
Your eyes were blinded, and it eventually stopped shining.
"Some warning of that would have been nice Wuya, I would have gotten sunglasses." You open your eyes back up... and, "Oh my god."
Wuya was standing there, back in her body. A 6'6 super model witch, with long red hair, a tight black robe and having so much sexy evil aura!
"Finally, the great witch is back!" She smiled standing there. "To think, that was much easier than all that time with Jack."
"Holy crap... you weren't lying. You are hot." She knew that, but Wuya did get an ego boost.
"I am beautiful again and powerful, now... you." She turned to you, wearing a smile just so happy to get her body back. "You made that... MUCH harder than it should have been,"
"I-I did..."
"So now... hehe... let's have some fun." You were a bit excited, thinking this could be fun. Until her fingers glowed. You knew something was coming for you.
And she hit you with magic, shocking your entire body and... shrinking you.
Yep, as soon as you got Wuya her body back, she used her new power to shrink you down in size!
And you shrunk down in size, simply amazed up to the giantess.
"Holy hell, you got hotter." You say as you look side to side, seeing that you were on your giant couch. "Wait... you shrunk me?"
She walked forward confidentially to you, as she had her hands on her hips. "I don't know how to feel about you bug, you did give me my beautiful body back... but you also annoyed me." She was right about that.
"You are so freaking hot." You remark. "Why... did you shrink me?" You ask her curiously, as Wuya smiled. Which was sexy as well, can't be denied.
What does she respond with?