"I'm sure we can come back to that. Would you like to see where you'll be staying?"
You nod quickly. maintaining a grin as Twilight leads you out from this study area and back into the corridor.
"As the nature of your position is going to be, well, very personal, I decided to renovate the room next to mine for you to sleep in, so you're on call whenever I might need you!"
She seemed genuinely very excited to have you here; you weren't surprised that it was hard to find a pony who was willing to put up with her problems, but it wasn't really something that bothered you too much. You'd never particularly been turned away from anypony having less-than-perfect manners, and truthfully you really did want to get closer to Twilight. The idea of being so intimate with such an important pony - one you admittedly looked up to - was worth a little flatulence.
After ascending a couple of staircases, Twilight stopped you outside a large doorway.
"So, here's your room! There's a bed, a desk, some reading material, an en suite bathroom, and a view that I'm sure you'll like!" She outstretches a hoof proudly, and you step inside, almost taken aback by how ornate the room is. You've barely even seen somewhere this fancy before, let alone stay in it.
"I'm just in the next room, so if I need any assistance I'll just call. I have a little research later, and, well, I was wondering if you might help me with it."
"Of course. How can I help?"
Her face flushes red once more, and she looks away from you. "Well, as dumb as it seems, sometimes the smell of my, y'know, can distract me from my studying. Really pull me out of it, so I need somepony to..."
"Take the hit for you?"
"Right. It can get pretty stinky in the evenings, juuust a word of warning." She smiles.
"It's fine. I'm happy to help."
You're starting to think that all of your duties are going to be related in some way to Twilight's rump and whatever comes from it.
"See you later!"