This choice: Lisa and bart have a reputationfor eating classmates, teachers and babysitters • Go Back...Chapter #5Lisa and bart have a reputationfor eating class... by: amber   By: sithknight
Cant we talk about this? I thought we were friends. Alex looked at the two Simpson kids pleadingly.
Look, its not that we dont like you. Lisa explained slowly.
Bart nodded, Yeah, you let us stay up to watch that Itchy and Scratchy marathon, and then you made us chocolate fudge sundaes. He gave his slightly distended stomach a happy pat Youre definitely the best babysitter weve had yet.
So this isnt personal. Lisa explained, Unfortunately, were still going to have to eat you. Mom and dad dont respect that Bart and I are perfectly capable of taking care of ourselves. There are a couple ways we can go about proving to them were independent, but I think eating babysitters is the best method. It shows them that every-time they hire a babysitter to watch us he'll end up having an unpleasant experience, and that we can take care of ourselves even when the person who should be watching us is busy digesting.
Its also really tasty, Bart added, and dude, you have no idea how awesome it is having someone twice your age and twice your sized trapped inside of your gut.
But what if they just keep hiring babysitters anyway? Obviously youve eaten babysitters in the past, but they keep hiring us. Alex tried to reason with them, "Eating me doesn't guarantee they'll let you stay home alone."
True, Lisa admitted, but after a while well run out of babysitters. Either theyll stop coming because of our reputation, or Lisa scaled up her red dress and tapped her belly button or Ill have to start exercising more after school. You guys contain a lot of calories, you know? Lisa laughed nervously trying to diffuse some of the tension she felt in the room, but it only made tings feel more awkward, Look, Id rather not eat you personally I prefer vegetarian dishes but it has to be this way, Alex. Were sick of being treated like little kids all the time.
Yeah, and thats why youre going to have to go in here. Bart rubbed his young belly in anticipation.
O-okay, I can see I dont really have a choice in the matter I have a question though, whatll happen to me in there? Alex asked, pointing to Bart's middle. It was a dumb question. Alex already knew the answer. Hed taken a health class before.
What do you mean? Youll become Bart-muscle. Bart flexed his arms.
Bart-chub is more like it. Youve been putting on some pounds lately. Lisa glanced accusingly at Barts plump tummy.
Eat my shorts, Lise! He stuck out his tongue.
The truth is youre going to be forced into a tight ball while Barts tummy slowly breaks you down. After a while youll be sucked into his intestines. Most people pass out by then. Once you're in there youll slowly be transformed into a turd and, after a day or two, Bartll release you into the toilet.
Alex visibly shuddered.
No reason to scare him Lisa. I dont think he wants to hear about how hes going to be my next bowel movement. Bart grinned despite himself. He got a kick thinking about how the older boy was going to become his poop.
Lisa looked apologetic, he deserves to know the truth. Im not going to lie to him.
Well, I should probably get around to eating you." Bart said, "Mom and dad will be here soon. You can change out of your clothes in the kitchen.
I put out some edible underwear for you on the counter. Lisa explained, You dont need to worry about going into Bart naked.
Thanks. Alex replied halfheartedly. He went into the kitchen to strip down.
Hopefully when you squeeze Alex out of your butt hell be big enough to clog the toilet. Lisa whispered into Barts ear.
I hope youre right. Dad hates it when he has to use the plunger. Bart cackled.
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After changing, Alex lied down on the Simpsons couch. He wiggled his toes uncomfortably as Bart lifted his calfs.
Bart licked his lips noisily, You look delicious, dude.
Ummm thanks? This was it. Alex was going to get gobbled up by one of the kids hed been hired to watch. Hed be forced to curl up in the fetal position where hed be digested slowly and painfully while he was still alive. Then hed be converted into feces and banished to the Simpsons septic tank. It was a scary fate but at least it would get him out of school.
Barts opened his mouth as he moved Alexs toes towards his lips.
Wait! Alex called out. Bart paused, curious about what his dinner wanted.
I realize Im going to be eaten so Im not going to try and plead with you. I just wanted to say
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