James was always the first to arrive to his history class. There was a reason for that. It seemed every month the history instructor would drudge out some past offense, real or imaginary, that humans had committed against some portion of monster-dom. So James always got to class first, took a corner seat where he would be overlooked, and not look up until everyone else had left the class. That was he would go unnoticed by that day's offended monsters,
Today was no exception. James got to class first and hid out in his corner seat as the instructor began a discussion of a past event dealing with humans and