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The stupidest hit is the one that killed him. A drunk driver. RIP

The stupidest hit is the one that killed him. A drunk driver. RIP

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Apparently, I'm a honky tonk girl. And I can't seem to stop. I like to give the tunes a whirl, in my car (that's also my old jukebox).
I must concede, a man needs a woman to love him all the time, and true love is so hard to find. One small band of gold to place on my sweet lil' hand and all the gold buried in the land, are easier to find than an extraordinary man.
A mountain man that couldn't write his name? Might still deserve a front-row seat in my heart's hall of fame.
He forgot more about life than we will ever know. Speaks the language of the Sense the Basic Food and the Grow.

Baby, can't you see I'm a-waitin', for him to make up a mind?
There's no use in hesitatin', can't you see it's a waste of time?

Don'tcha think that love is grand?

We found that relationship been makin' such a fuss. We had to sink the skeptics 'cause our world depends on us.
We hit the ground a-runnin' and we spun those thoughts around. Found the mighty pharisee and then we cut her down.

I fought all the way. For all that I believed.

Baby, I'm ready if you're willin'.

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