"Dude, what are we waitin' for? It's hot, I wanna get inside, man!"
"Not yet...!" said Eric.
He was standing outside the mall with his friend Ryan, waiting for...he wasn't sure what, but he knew he was just waiting.
The bus squealed and hissed and pulled up at the stop a few yards away. The doors slid open and people started getting off. That was when Eric recognised it - the flash of golden blonde hair, the tall, statuesque physique, and the sharp, strong, handsome face...dressed in shorts and a shortsleeved hoodie.
"Sup bruh?"
"You took your time! I thought you were gonna be here at noon!"
"I show up whenever I want, man. Besides...Had to make sure I looked GOOD".
Ryan STARED. Everybody else was too busy getting inside and out of the heat to notice, but Ryan noticed, alright!
"I...woah!" he gasped. "Eric do you KNOW wh...what..." he stammered. "Who...wh...wh...h-how...who are you!?" he finally blurted out, just as the last of the middle-aged single mothers headed through the main entrance with her friends.
"Who am I? Dude, you didn't tell him I was comin'?"
"I...it...it was...gonna be a surprirse..." said Eric, blushing.
"Yeah? Well SURPRISE, bitch! It's me! Your Fairy God-Brother!"
Eric laughed as suddenly, Flavius waved a hand and his street-wear melted away to reveal his crisp, white and gold outfit with his flowing white, gold embroidered cloak.
"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!" Ryan moaned, barely able to contain his excitement! He knew that look from countless magazines, TV shows, internet videos and photographs!
"YOU KNOW..."
Eric nodded.
"I know Flavius", he said simply.
"DUDE!! Oh man this is the coolest thing ever! This is so awesome this is so cool this is so fuckin' rad! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my G-"
"HEY! I'm right here!" said Flavius, snapping his fingers.
"I...Oh! OH MY...I...I mean...w-w-wo-WOW!! I...this is so cool! Oh my god!"
"Dude chill!" said Eric, feeling embarrassed that his best friend was having a total fangurl moment right next to him in the parking lot of a major shopping-mall!!
"This is so cool! This is the BEST birthday ever!"
"I thought your birthday was NEXT week?" said Eric.
"Shut up! Don't spoil this for me! I...I..."
Flavius moved in and gave Ryan a kiss on the cheek. Ryan squeed, staggered back, tripped over and fell! Flavius caught him effortlessly with one arm.
"Easy there, buddy. You get the kiss 'cause you're the birthday boy".
"B-bu...but my birthday's...n--next...week..."
"What, you want two fuckin' kisses?"
Eric laughed!
"Flavius STOP IT!!" he hissed, although secretly, he was having too much fun laughing at Flavius flexing his status and making Ryan nerd out in front of him.
"Dude, you're not gonna WALK AROUND like that, are you?" said Eric, taking in Flavius's flashy outfit.
"What, no good? I thought it was HOT".
"Yeah but you're gonna get us mugged!"
Flavius laughed. "Dude, you know just as well as I do that NOBODY will lay a finger on me".
"Yeah, well I'm worried about them laying fingers on me! Several fingers! In the shape of a fist! So do you mind!?"
"Alright, alright...spoil-sport..."
Flavius snapped his fingers. In a flash, he had changed to a pair of white cotton shorts, canvas loafers, a white and gold T-shirt, and a white and gold hoodie. The hoodie had a gold set of angel-wings and a halo on the back. Beneath them were the words:
"BITCH, I AM YOUR FUCKING GOD".
"Subtle..." said Eric, rolling his eyes. Ryan screamed with laughter!
"Dude, this is SO awesome!" said Ryan, "I can't believe this is really happening!"
"C'mon, let's start lookin' for stuff before you faint!" said Eric.
"Yeah! Uh, I have a list of places I wanted to check out..."
Ryan pulled a sheet of paper from his satchel and started glancing down the list.
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