*PHHHFFFFFFFFT* sounded your butt as a fart ripped out and echoed around the room.
"Woah!" you laughed, and another fart burst out. Then another.
"It starts off intense and then will settle out." the man said as another fart filled the room, it's scent causing him to cough a bit. A few moments later he was wearing a clothespin.
"Well, that worked well."
"This is so weird. I don't even know why I asked for it." You said. You paused then spoke again. "Actually, I do. I've always been fascinated by people who just hang loose and don't care."
"Like slobs?" the man said with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes! Exactly!" you added with a burp.
"I can make you a slob if you wish, I discovered a spell for that just recently, actually."
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