"Oh no!" you said in despair. "I got here by accident. I wasn't paying attention and now I've agreed to something I know nothing about. Does anybody know anything about wizards?"
Then you remember it's a sorceress you're looking for and you cheer up a little. While you don't hold out any hope of charming the enchanting Demonia, you recall that nearly all the sorceresses in the Witch World series were good-looking, and then there's the hot little number from Harry Potter, and Moprgan LeFey herself could hardly be described as looking like a bag of spanners. Even Glenda the good witch from the Wizard of Oz might be worth a second look.
However, knowing nothing of Demonia, you fear she might be more like Alison Gross, the ugliest witch in the north country, and being the ugliest of an extremely ugly bunch of vicious old harridans, all the old tales about turning the milk sour before it even came out of the cows might be true. Still, sour milk could be useful because, unless you're very wrong, Dragons really love yoghurt and cheese.
Oh, yes, that's plasticine people, not dragons, you realise. But, being on Earth, you can not seek out Nick Parks and bribe Wallace and Grommet to invent some kind of superweapon to offer to Demonia in exchange for her help in returning your other half to life and to you.
Copyright 2000 - 2025 21 x 20 Media All rights reserved. This site is property of 21 x 20 Media
All Writing.Com images are copyrighted and may not be copied / modified in any way. All other brand names & trademarks are owned by their respective companies.
Generated in 0.12 seconds at 8:48am on Jul 04, 2025 via server WEBX1.