"Well well young man," the teacher said sternly, "looks you're having yourself a good time." Phil looked up and said "they did this against my will." Ms. Prittey laughed and said "you expect me to believe that? I'm certain you pinned this note to yourself in an attempt to seduce one of these innocent girls." Phil was incredulous. "No way," he screamed, "I tried to fight back, but they wouldn't let me." Ms. Prittey responded "young man, I will not allow you to corrupt members of my class."
Ms. Prittey then walked over to the wall where there was a phone and picked it up. "Hello," she said, "yes, this is Ms. Prittey in room 14, I need the principal to come here right away." She then hung up and said "I'll let her decide your punishment." Phil continued protesting, but they fell on deaf ears.
A few moments later, the principal, Ms. Chambers, came in. She was a tall woman, in her mid-40s, and was known for her lack of tolerance towards anything she considered nonsense. Ms. Prittey explained the situation to her, and Ms. Chambers took Phil in her hand. She silently left the room with him, and as she did, Phil looked back at the class. Ms. Prittey was facing the board, and all the students were either waving at him or blowing him kisses and laughing. He simply sighed.
Ms. Chambers took Phil to her office and set him down on her desk. She then sat down and said "alright young man, you seem to like kissing so much, so kiss away." She then kicked off her shoes and placed her feet up on the desk right in front of Phil. The little boy just stood there for a second, and then made a run for it. Ms. Chambers used her foot to knock over a pencil cup, which blocked Phil's exit. Phil turned around and she said "if you refuse, I have other places you can kiss instead." Phil swallowed his pride, and began kissing his principal's feet.
After a few minutes..........