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Fart wars! Parents vs Children (Poll)
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Created: April 6th, 2020 at 4:25
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Poll Question:
As a parent how far do you go when it comes to farting on your child? Are you easy going or straight up evil?
Poll Options:
Fart near or in their face
Back butt into them and fart on their face
Force their head in your butt and fart
Dutch oven
Bare butt face fart
Fart on lap
Pin them down, sit on their face and fart
Fart when walking by them
Other
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