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terrible accident changes life forever
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Created: March 28th, 2006 at 12:13
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Yesterday, all my appendages seemed good and right
Now I do regret running the red light
Oh, I wish it had been a knife fight.
Suddenly, I am just a mess - two thumbs gone
I feel lower than a mantis prawn
oh, yesterday I had brawn.
Why I had to run that stupid, stupid light.
I had opposing thumbs before last night.
Yesterday, thumb wrestling was a game we played
Now I'll never hold another garden spade
ow, I just spilled my lemonade.
Why the thumbs had to go I never know
I ran that light, went against the flow.
Yesterday, thumbs where mine but they're gone away.
I never hold another tray,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Mm, mm, mm, Ow, Mm, mm, mm
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spewlizter entry, bad accident
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