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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673

The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. RIP, little hamster. We knew you well.:
 How would you feel if your hamster was eaten by a gorilla?
       His name was Ham Hams, and I wuved him so.        
       NO! NO! OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD NOT MY HAMSTER! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?        
       I'd cry for a minute or two. Then eat the gorilla.        
       That’s it! It’s time to set up the SPCFHFG. (The society for the protection of cute fluffy hamsters from gorillas)        
       He deserves a state funeral. All pay homage to the hamster king, Ham hams.        
       Wtf?        
2. Backyard Rambles...:
 Why do you have a chicken in your back yard?
       Ug! Me troll        
       Ug! Me troll        
       Ug! Me troll        
       Ug! Me troll        
       I do not understand the question, please repeat it to me again.        
       Wtf?        
3. Train spotting! :D:
 Can you direct me to the nearest Train Station?
       No.        
       DON'T ASK ME, GO AWAY        
       Please give me your shoe, I would love to chew on it.        
       Sure! If you give me everything you own.        
       I ate a chocolate biscuit. Is that a crime?        
       Wtf?        
4. To Have the Power of Choice...:
 If you were God, what would you do?
       Well, I've always wanted a massive collection of trolls.        
       I will destroy everyone with the same name as me. Because I am special.        
       I'll convert humanity into a herd of singing coconut trees.        
       Humans are tasty.        
       I'll put a smiley face in the sky; so I can stare at people whilst they sleep. :)        
       Wtf?        
5. As the Question says...:
 Look, a Cupboard.
       I have no eyes, I cannot see.        
       Yay! Narnia!        
       Yay! Incredibly average and boring cupboard!        
       I thought it was a cleverly disguised secret lair.        
       Yes, you hang clothes in it.        
       Wtf?        
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