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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673

The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. A Mystery...:
 I swear, I did not open The Fridge.
       Though I did eat the cooking utensils.        
       The earthquake was an accident.        
       I SWEAR. Look at my face. This is the face of honesty,        
       The invisible man opened it. See? Look, he's doing it now.        
       No! I didn't! Please! PLEASE NO NOT THE WHITE VAN        
       Wtf?        
2. An extreme situation. None of us want to be there. But just in case :):
 If you were the last man, and I was the last woman...Or vice versa.
       Shoot! There goes my freedom of choice.        
       I'll find the last surviving lemming and marry it.        
       I'd find great amusement in playing tiddlywinks in a minefield.        
       I'd Start a nuclear war. Hey, no one can stop me.        
       I’d repeat the word ‘Cheesecake’ over and over again. Cheesecakes are goooood.        
       OMFG WTF?        
3. Pie: A popular case.:
  I ate the apple pie.
       Because it looked at me funny.        
       Because my conscience demanded blood sacrifice.        
       Because I had to. I HAD TO.        
       BECAUSE.        
       Because who cares. Want a cookie?        
       Wtf?        
4. RIP, little hamster. We knew you well.:
 How would you feel if your hamster was eaten by a gorilla?
       His name was Ham Hams, and I wuved him so.        
       NO! NO! OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD NOT MY HAMSTER! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?        
       I'd cry for a minute or two. Then eat the gorilla.        
       That’s it! It’s time to set up the SPCFHFG. (The society for the protection of cute fluffy hamsters from gorillas)        
       He deserves a state funeral. All pay homage to the hamster king, Ham hams.        
       Wtf?        
5. The Candy Man can.:
 Well done, adventurer, for reaching this far! as accomplishment of your journey, you will be rewarded some candy.
       CANDY? IS THAT IT? IVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS FOR CANDY?        
       Candy. Now I am eternally satsified,        
       Is this to boost my stats like on that weird little game with the yellow monsters, or is it because you can't afford anything else?        
       I would eat it. If THERE WAS ANY HERE.        
       Please, take my belongings, my sanity, and my soul. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE        
       Wtf?        
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