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Live. Laugh. Call a doctor.
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Sometimes I laugh until I hurt because it hurts. I am always sporting a new injury, and yet I can still laugh as a I fall off of a roof.
I cry out in agony, and my family responds with, "what now?"
Hey, I've only gotten sent for stitches twice.
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Dashing Through the Snow
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Snow way this will end well
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Wrestling is fake
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Snow tubing without snow and without brain supervision.
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Kneedless to say, I am prone to injury.
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If I can hurt myself with a cardboard box, imagine the danger with a go-kart.
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