I'm Fine, Bitch. I'm Fine

Frankie cant take another day. His wife won't shut her trout mouth. Where's my dinner at?

I'm fine bitch. I'm fine.





"Whatcha eating honey?" she said as she grinded her fuckin' teeth in chalk cereal.

I puked.

Off to work.

"What are you going to accomplish today, Mr.?" Is my boss a Vomit Enthusiast?

I puked as he spoke, it got in his mouth.

Lovely. :)

Towards the end of the day, I took a shit, and there was blood. I exited the women's facility.

A week later, I found out I had Ostrich Egg Disease. What is that?

Doctor says I'll be just fine.

I bled diarrhea in their bathrooms.

Finally I had a one on one with my wife.

"You okay?



"I'm fine, bitch.

I'm fine."