Oh Cramp 22 lines

absolute nonsense

Oh Cramp

Writing has a tendency to make me a bit tense
My muscles find they are drawn into a cramps
To describe this horribly strange happening
I will try to explain my odd transformation

My foot cramp is connected to my shoulder
My shoulder cramp is connected to my fanny
My fanny cramp is connected to my face
My face cramp is connected to my elbow

My elbow cramp is connected to my knee
My knee cramp is connected to my toe
My toe cramp is connected to my wrist

As one writer to another this isn't the end
As the muscles constrict and constrict
I fall out of my chair and land on my head

Then my nose gets connected to my ear
My ear cramp is connected to my mouth
Just like a siren on a police patrol car
My mouth cramp won't shut up cause it can't
My scream cramp is heard all over the town
Honestly 
                                    I
                                    really
                                                                             
  need   
a                                            vacation

Yellow Rose


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