Unlucky

in love, in finances, in life

My wife’s naggin' me into the ground,
and my IRA’s not very sound--
worst it’s ever been.
All hell broke loose when
my girl friend caught me messin' around.

A witch’s brew and voodoo curses
bring pestilence and rolling hearses.
When friends start croakin’
‘cause my mirror’s broken,
it’s time to chant some lucky verses.