My car said to me
That it's refusing to start for me
Because he hates me.
So, I took the bus to work.

The bus made
A gurgling sound
That of a washing machine
While it moved.
It's not a good sign.

I read news stories
On the internet
While going to work.

I found
That mice roared
Like lions
In the city
Throughout the night.

Oh great!
I'm in building maintenance,
And I have to deal with it
While I'm at work.

H. P. Lovecraft
Called Stephen King
In a news article
That he's a big weenie.

Oh well,
Those two guys
Never got along.
So, what's new.

I got off of my stop
Which I saw a giant creature
Appearing from behind a tall building.

"I'm Sdrawkcabssa." It said.
"I make bass ackwards"
"Ass backwards. "

Oh great!
I know that
My day
Is going to get worse.