Why Porn Is Bad for You

This is a Shakespearean sonnet about why porn is bad for you.

Porn is just embarrassing for women
How would you like a camera in your Stuff?
For an eighteen-year old's bad beginnin'
The stranger's question, "Do you like it rough?"

Women are a global protectorate
Women must be protected and honored
Start by not choosing to perpetuate
Instead we choose to maim and dishonor

Now I for one am on the fence, you see
There is a bit of freedom in the eyes
I'll never be the man I want to be
Pulling down pornos from up in the sky

Porno stunts your growth, leading to blindness
But for a virgin, ultimate kindness