The 90s Nostalgia Planet

A Mizzer Educational Filmstrip for Elementary Students

"This is the story of how humans created us Humanimals and how we came to Planet Mizzer! Long ago during the summer of 1998 a strange crystal meteorite landed in Griffith Park in California! When the humans approached the strange glowing crystal they discovered any animal touched by its beams of light would transform...Standing on its hind legs, gaining hands with opposable thumbs small species would often become bigger and most importantly they became more intelligent and able to speak human languages! Well the human scientists took the crystal and tested it on all kinds of animals and discovered nearly any animal could be transformed into a Humanimal with the exceptions of creatures without brains and faces like sea sponges and jellyfish and hive insects like ants and bees they discovered you can't give personhood to a single ant or bee anymore than you can to a single skin cell.

Then in the year 2002 a group of humans calling themselves the Neo-Hippies left Earth like the Pilgrims searching for a better life. They took with them in their mountain sized spaceship seven males and seven females of just about every species and breed of Humanimal they could they flew toward a wormhole a once in a thousand years astrological event that would take them to the opposite side of the Milky Way to the New Land of Milk and Honey...

And there they awakened their freshly made Humanimals from their pods the Humanimals then set out and would create their own town to the east of each human town the Humanimals divided themselves into different districts, each Humanimal Town is dived like so...

In the very center are the Domestic Dog and Domestic Cat Districts divided along the diagonal, the inner circle contains the following three districts, to the North the Livestock Mammal District containing all the breeds of Barnyard Mammal, to the Southeast the Woodland Mammal District containing mammals native the Europe and North America and to the Southwest the Tropical Mammal District containing exotic mammals native to every where else, then the outer ring with the Bird District to the North and the Reptile/Amphibian District to the South, the Fish and other 'Water Peoples' like the Cetaceans went to live in Mizzer's various waterways where they can keep themselves comfortably wet and the Insect People live in separate towns underground.

We should always be grateful to our glorious creators the humans for uplifting us from ordinary animals so that we may also have the joys of speech and culture!"

Now you might have some questions about what you just read...This story takes place 15 years before the 'Wrangler Invasion' event in most of my fanfiction and fictionpress stories so we won't meet any of the usual characters

Some rules

You may play either a human or Humanimal character
If you do play a Humanimal aside from the species mentioned above who can't be made into Humanimals Mizzer does not have Mystical Species like dragons and unicorns and no prehistoric species like dinosaurs like only animals available to people of the 1990s

(For a certain someone I'm willing to 'fudge' and say a Dire Wolf might be born to normal wolves because of a super rare mutation making them a 'genetic throwback' if you will)

Mizzer has existed for five thousand years with no new Humanimals being created from normal animals (Despite normal animals existing on farms and zoos, they didn't seem to take the transforming crystal with them) at this point in history all Humanimals have been born anthropomorphic for five thousand years and several distinct 'family clans' have been established

OK and finally Mizzer's western continent has been slowly trying to remake the United States but seems to be obfuscating by calling the states 'Counties' and nearly every place has a Plant/Nature themed name like Oregon is Rosewood County and Portland is Rosella and so on and so forth