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Rated: E · Poetry · Satire · #2355015

The thing that tries too hard to sound profound.

I write poems.
I'm a poet; I know how to write poetry.
Nobody can write poems like I can write poems.
Nobody.
And the poets all over Writing.com will tell you that.
Everyone in the whole world will tell you that.
I write the best poems.
Big, beautiful poems.


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Genre: Satire
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